Coindesk Reports on the Success of NewsBTCs Operation

NewsBTC is happy to report that its long time plan to secretly champion and eventually implement the controversial CoinDesk blockchain hard fork has finally come to fruition. 

Reliable sources suggest that the successful execution of this three-year-in-the-making operation has served to unseat CoinDesk as the self proclaimed “world leader in news, prices and information on bitcoin and other digital currencies”, and propel NewsBTC to the top of the crypto food chain.

Here’s what the puppet masters behind the scheme, and NewsBTC’s dominance, had to say about the development:

“Of course, we are delighted that the CoinDesk hard fork has had this effect, but we can’t say we are surprised. It’s been a long time in the making, and with the quality of the team we put together to work on this, we’d be more surprised if it didn’t turn out as it has.”

And here’s what Marathon Killit, CEO of NewsBTC thinks:

“Our goal is and always has been to be the number one bitcoin news outlet in the world, and today, we finally achieved that goal.  †Hallelujah†”

We’d like to thank the team behind this unseating (you know who you are) and look forward to dominating the space for many years to come.

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